We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on over to your local pharmacy's drive-thru and get your meds. So why not incorporate that into how we get ass? How convenient would it be to just pull up to a corner nearby and order up some juicy cooze to go? That's exactly what this guy does. He pulls up to choco-licious Stacy Adams, working her wares on the ave, and he says, "I'd like some mocha poon to go, please. And a side of titties, too, super-sized. Thanks." And she jumps into his car and then on his cock in the motel a few minutes later. And when he is done with his quickie, he tells her to book and that's because just like fast-food containers, hookers like Stacy are disposable. Doesn't that sound quick and easy? You betcha. All hookers should be quick and easy.
Here is something almost unbelievable: Rich guys with millions of dollars need to hire hookers to get some action. (Yeah, cause the fact that they are rich just doesn't cut it with your average gold-digging slut. They have to pay for sex.) But, we are not going to argue with that since most chicks believe this to be true thanks to the magic of the movie "Pretty Woman". So in an effort to keep up that Cinderella-esque ideal that if a girl is pretty and charming enough, it overshadows the fact that she blows many, many cocks for money and a rich guy will save her from the streets. Let's pretend that Kianna Dior is a hooker with a heart of gold who merits some rescuing. Kianna comes across a rich guy who has a limo that he is willing to let her rest her tired tootsies in. (It's rough pounding the pavement and getting your pussy pounded, too.) So, being the overly grateful streetwalker that she is, Kianna decides to show him her gratitude with the only thing she has to offer a rich guy...her hooker pussy. Does he decide to whisk her away from all things hooker-like because of her prime, horny, pink clam and righteous cock-sucking skills? Hell, no! This isn't the movies. What he does do is promise her that he will be back next week for another romp in the limo with her. Hey, he didn't take her off the streets, but at least he is giving her a steady income, or rather cumming in her a lot.
If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin' around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin' your friends' balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.
When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren't more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT "put on the red light"? We just don't get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we'd tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lucky dude actually gets past the glass and taps Cassandra's ass and ends up coating her chesticles in some man sauce. Obviously, he pays for her time, but who cares? It certainly seems like a wise purchase, and judging by the amount of nut cream this guy spills, he certainly seems to be a happy customer. We advise all busty bitches to put on the red light, take off their clothes and get on a cock, in that order.
Even though this tatted teen got into the hooker game early, she's already got the attitude, big tits and deep-throating skills to give more experienced prostitutes a run for their money. Lavish's pussy and sex skills are top-notch, and she charges accordingly. "I got into the game 'cause I love money and I love dick, in that order. My name is Lavish because I like the finer things in life. Pay me well and you'll get the best fuck money can buy," revealed Lavish.
Sara Jay is the hardest-working hooker in ho business. She pounds the pavement looking for a man with the bucks to pound her cunt. And lo and behold! She bumps into this perverted businessman who is looking for a little bit of busty business, man. She approaches him and he starts trying to strike a bargain with Sara right away. Sara lets him know that he can't nickel and dime good pussy and hops into his car for their rendezvous in an abandoned garage. Not only does she lay that pussy and those tits on him, but she also talks to him about add-ons that will cost him only a little bit more but are guaranteed to give him pleasure. That's right, Sara Jay is a hooker with upgrades. For just a little more dough she gives an extra blow. For just a little more cash you can work that ass. These are a pair of perkies that come with perks.
Welcome to Madame G's House of Boobs, a happy, little brothel where the chicks are busty and fuck heartily. When you come to the House of Boobs, you get the best boobs in the land, man. Madame G's a pimp with an eye for tit talent and she runs a tight ship. When one of her girls tries to get into the boob lineup by stuffing her bra, Madame G shuts her down by ripping her falsies out and sends her packing. So, when our John (who is apparently a baller of epic proportions and can spend lots o' bucks on busty fucks) comes to the House of Boobs with five grand to blow on a good roll in the hay, the only girl who will suffice is the cream of the crop, Alexis Silver. Alexis does her thing, giving him quite the masturbation show, giving him a glimpse at the goods he has just leased. Then she gives him a good blowing and tit-fucking right before she mounts him for the ride of his life. In the end, it's a great moment in purchasing history.
Cab ride to Madame G's: $18
Purchasing of a busty hooker: $5000
Blowing your load all over a pair of perfect, huge tits: Priceless.
Some things have changed since the 70s, and some haven't. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone sporting polyester or full-grown pubic hair these days. But big tits and cock-sucking whores are two things that will never go out of style. In this 70s funbag flashback, Sarah Sunshine works overtime to make her money, taking on double the dick and double the dollars. She's a girl from the wrong side of the tracks and she gets fucked like the cock-hungry whore she is-with one prick in her pussy and the other in her mouth.
Busty Holly Halston works the local hooker circuit in these hard economic times, and lately, Johns are not spending the dough that they used to on hos. Sometimes, with all these competitive hos around, in order to make enough money, girls like Holly have to fight bitches off! That's what Holly does when some hooker skank tries to cut in and take her John. This busty bitch needs the money and she knows that she with the biggest tits always gets the trick, so she puts her tits to the test, letting this customer feel her goods. When she wins the titty challenge she goes back to this guy's pad and gets her pussy and her ass fucked so hard, you might almost wince while you are watching it. (We said ALMOST.) And just a quick FYI...Holly's dirty-talk is almost as spectacular as her cock-milking skills. This hooker could talk the milk out of a cow, so she has no problem talking the cream out of your cock. When she cries out, "Fuck that little whore cunt hole!" you will thank us.
In Prague, if a girl wants to make a living, she has to work hard and realize that it's going to take more than just a pretty face to get to the top. That's why Dominno is not relying on just her pretty face to get her to where she wants to be. Dominno is relying on the power of cock sucking and pussy popping to get her there, folks. And judging by her pretty pair of perkies, tight ass and perfect pink puss, we think Dominno is going places...right after she goes to the hotel with this trick she just picked up. You see, Dominno is not above selling her goodies off to the highest bidder, even if that means she has to suck and fuck the bidder till she extracts a wad of spooge from his nuts and a wad of cash from his pocket. Enjoy watching Dominno do her job. We did.