No matter how unfair it seems, sometimes hookers get busted and hauled off to jail. We know, it just doesn't make sense, considering the public service they provide. But it happens, regardless. But if a hooker is street smart and stacked, she can be in and out of jail in no time. Just check out Sarah Sunshine. She knows that the only ace in the hole that she has is her ability to drain a cock in no time flat, so she used that to her advantage, offering the officer on duty her hooker booty. And who could say no to a thorough cock-sucking and tight pussy? Some people have a get-out-of-jail-free card, and some people, like Sarah, have a get-out-of-jail-free cunt.
Trust us when we say that we know what it's like to be cranky, frustrated and in need of some stress-relief. Sometimes a guy's gotta go blow off some steam, you know, take it easy and just relax. And there are three or so ways of doing this. The first is a little miracle we like to call BEER. Except if you spend too much time with beer, you wind up with a headache and a gut. The second is a great invention called SPORTS. Except you can lose time, effort and even some cash on sports and it usually goes hand in hand with beer. The last is the best way of all; PUSSY. Pussy is a great way to blow off steam and even your wad. The thing is, pussy isn't always available, attainable or even around. Not to worry. That's why hookers were invented. Hookers are like the Chinese food of pussy; quick, reliable, always available via delivery, not so hard on the budget and after you have a lot of it, you can always have just a little more. Don't believe it? Check out Soleil Hughes' and her hookertastic performance in this video. She shows up, fucks, get paid and goes. It's perfect. So next time you are a little bit stressed and need some relief, just put your dick in a hooker, they always hit the spot!
In the year 2060, you will no longer have to go out on the hunt for tits and cunt. Why? Because in the year 2060, the hookers come and find you. Isn't that nice? So imagine you are minding your own business and you suddenly have the urge for a sloppy blowjob and some experienced poontang. All you have to do is put out the alert and the hooker closest to you will come and lay it down. It's kind of like when you need a plumber or a handyman and you call one in for a service call, except a hooker of the future will service your cock. Watch Carly, a pretty blonde hooker, fuck and suck this guy like it's no big deal. We can't wait until the day this fantasy becomes reality. It's a nice thing to imagine when thinking about the future. Puts a spin on the idea of cumming attractions.
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Even if that means she has to stand on the side of the road and offer up her goodies to the cars that zoom by. That's what Dylan Ryder does. She is strapped for cash and instead of pawning some jewelery or getting a part-time job, she is putting her pussy up for sale. Hey, wouldn't you do the same if you needed money to do something uber-important...like get your nails done? You can't blame Dylan for going out and fundraising via fucking. She is built for sin with big, juicy tits, a pouty mouth that practically belongs wrapped around your shaft and a pussy that will squeeze every last drop out of your nuts. But be careful...this gold-digging ho will squeeze every last dime out of you, too. But then again, it might be worth it.
We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on over to your local pharmacy's drive-thru and get your meds. So why not incorporate that into how we get ass? How convenient would it be to just pull up to a corner nearby and order up some juicy cooze to go? That's exactly what this guy does. He pulls up to choco-licious Stacy Adams, working her wares on the ave, and he says, "I'd like some mocha poon to go, please. And a side of titties, too, super-sized. Thanks." And she jumps into his car and then on his cock in the motel a few minutes later. And when he is done with his quickie, he tells her to book and that's because just like fast-food containers, hookers like Stacy are disposable. Doesn't that sound quick and easy? You betcha. All hookers should be quick and easy.
Here is something almost unbelievable: Rich guys with millions of dollars need to hire hookers to get some action. (Yeah, cause the fact that they are rich just doesn't cut it with your average gold-digging slut. They have to pay for sex.) But, we are not going to argue with that since most chicks believe this to be true thanks to the magic of the movie "Pretty Woman". So in an effort to keep up that Cinderella-esque ideal that if a girl is pretty and charming enough, it overshadows the fact that she blows many, many cocks for money and a rich guy will save her from the streets. Let's pretend that Kianna Dior is a hooker with a heart of gold who merits some rescuing. Kianna comes across a rich guy who has a limo that he is willing to let her rest her tired tootsies in. (It's rough pounding the pavement and getting your pussy pounded, too.) So, being the overly grateful streetwalker that she is, Kianna decides to show him her gratitude with the only thing she has to offer a rich guy...her hooker pussy. Does he decide to whisk her away from all things hooker-like because of her prime, horny, pink clam and righteous cock-sucking skills? Hell, no! This isn't the movies. What he does do is promise her that he will be back next week for another romp in the limo with her. Hey, he didn't take her off the streets, but at least he is giving her a steady income, or rather cumming in her a lot.
If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin' around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin' your friends' balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.
When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren't more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT "put on the red light"? We just don't get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we'd tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lucky dude actually gets past the glass and taps Cassandra's ass and ends up coating her chesticles in some man sauce. Obviously, he pays for her time, but who cares? It certainly seems like a wise purchase, and judging by the amount of nut cream this guy spills, he certainly seems to be a happy customer. We advise all busty bitches to put on the red light, take off their clothes and get on a cock, in that order.
Even though this tatted teen got into the hooker game early, she's already got the attitude, big tits and deep-throating skills to give more experienced prostitutes a run for their money. Lavish's pussy and sex skills are top-notch, and she charges accordingly. "I got into the game 'cause I love money and I love dick, in that order. My name is Lavish because I like the finer things in life. Pay me well and you'll get the best fuck money can buy," revealed Lavish.
Sara Jay is the hardest-working hooker in ho business. She pounds the pavement looking for a man with the bucks to pound her cunt. And lo and behold! She bumps into this perverted businessman who is looking for a little bit of busty business, man. She approaches him and he starts trying to strike a bargain with Sara right away. Sara lets him know that he can't nickel and dime good pussy and hops into his car for their rendezvous in an abandoned garage. Not only does she lay that pussy and those tits on him, but she also talks to him about add-ons that will cost him only a little bit more but are guaranteed to give him pleasure. That's right, Sara Jay is a hooker with upgrades. For just a little more dough she gives an extra blow. For just a little more cash you can work that ass. These are a pair of perkies that come with perks.