Archive for September, 2010
If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.
If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.
When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren’t more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT “put on the red light”? We just don’t get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we’d tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lucky dude actually gets past the glass and taps Cassandra’s ass and ends up coating her chesticles in some man sauce. Obviously, he pays for her time, but who cares? It certainly seems like a wise purchase, and judging by the amount of nut cream this guy spills, he certainly seems to be a happy customer. We advise all busty bitches to put on the red light, take off their clothes and get on a cock, in that order.
When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren’t more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT “put on the red light”? We just don’t get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we’d tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lucky dude actually gets past the glass and taps Cassandra’s ass and ends up coating her chesticles in some man sauce. Obviously, he pays for her time, but who cares? It certainly seems like a wise purchase, and judging by the amount of nut cream this guy spills, he certainly seems to be a happy customer. We advise all busty bitches to put on the red light, take off their clothes and get on a cock, in that order.
Even though this tatted teen got into the hooker game early, she’s already got the attitude, big tits and deep-throating skills to give more experienced prostitutes a run for their money. Lavish’s pussy and sex skills are top-notch, and she charges accordingly. “I got into the game ’cause I love money and I love dick, in that order. My name is Lavish because I like the finer things in life. Pay me well and you’ll get the best fuck money can buy,” revealed Lavish.
Even though this tatted teen got into the hooker game early, she’s already got the attitude, big tits and deep-throating skills to give more experienced prostitutes a run for their money. Lavish’s pussy and sex skills are top-notch, and she charges accordingly. “I got into the game ’cause I love money and I love dick, in that order. My name is Lavish because I like the finer things in life. Pay me well and you’ll get the best fuck money can buy,” revealed Lavish.
Even though this tatted teen got into the hooker game early, she’s already got the attitude, big tits and deep-throating skills to give more experienced prostitutes a run for their money. Lavish’s pussy and sex skills are top-notch, and she charges accordingly. “I got into the game ’cause I love money and I love dick, in that order. My name is Lavish because I like the finer things in life. Pay me well and you’ll get the best fuck money can buy,” revealed Lavish.
Chyna visited Dirty D to sleep over for night of hardcore sex. Dirty D quickly strips off Chynas lingerie showing off her hot body. Chyna shows Dirty D how she can throw that ass. Dirty D fucks Chyna with a glass Dildo to warm it up. Chyna mounts Dirty D and rides his cock hard and fast making his toes curl. Dirty D gives Chyna a face full of cum making her smile.
Chyna visited Dirty D to sleep over for night of hardcore sex. Dirty D quickly strips off Chynas lingerie showing off her hot body. Chyna shows Dirty D how she can throw that ass. Dirty D fucks Chyna with a glass Dildo to warm it up. Chyna mounts Dirty D and rides his cock hard and fast making his toes curl. Dirty D gives Chyna a face full of cum making her smile.
Dirty D meet Lisa at a Roadside Diner. She is a truck driver that gets lonely spending hours on the open road. A trip to the Hole was all she needed to cure her boredom. Lisa was so eager that she strips naked immediately upon entering the booth. She goes right to fucking after sucking each cock hard. Now Lisa searches Seedy Adult Bookstores for Gloryholes in every town she passes through.