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Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let’s face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours s…

Wednesday, September 10th, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That’s right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so …

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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No matter how unfair it seems, sometimes hookers get busted and hauled off to jail. We know, it just doesn’t make sense, considering the public service they provide. But it happens, regardless. But if a hooker is street smart and stacked, she can be i…

Wednesday, August 27th, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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Trust us when we say that we know what it’s like to be cranky, frustrated and in need of some stress-relief. Sometimes a guy’s gotta go blow off some steam, you know, take it easy and just relax. And there are three or so ways of doing this. The first…

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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In the year 2060, you will no longer have to go out on the hunt for tits and cunt. Why? Because in the year 2060, the hookers come and find you. Isn’t that nice? So imagine you are minding your own business and you suddenly have the urge for a sloppy …

Wednesday, August 13th, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Even if that means she has to stand on the side of the road and offer up her goodies to the cars that zoom by. That’s what Dylan Ryder does. She is strapped for cash and instead of pawning some jewelery or get…

Wednesday, August 6th, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on …

Wednesday, July 30th, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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Here is something almost unbelievable: Rich guys with millions of dollars need to hire hookers to get some action. (Yeah, cause the fact that they are rich just doesn’t cut it with your average gold-digging slut. They have to pay for sex.) But, we are…

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the ph…

Wednesday, July 16th, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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Red Light Rack

When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren’t more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT “put on the red light”? We just don’t get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we’d tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lucky dude actually gets past the glass and taps Cassandra’s ass and ends up coating her chesticles in some man sauce. Obviously, he pays for her time, but who cares? It certainly seems like a wise purchase, and judging by the amount of nut cream this guy spills, he certainly seems to be a happy customer. We advise all busty bitches to put on the red light, take off their clothes and get on a cock, in that order.

Red Light Rack

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Wednesday, July 9th, 2014 at 14:30 | Comments Off
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